TODAY'S TALKING POINTS (Dec 15)
AI generated depiction of tactical despair
Frank-ly Terrible
Spurs fans realise Thomas Frank isn't a magician.
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Deep learning model of a goal machine
Robot Glitches
Haaland scores 2. Fans demand 5. Is he broken?
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Artistic rendering of goal physics
Bunny Rampage
Khadija 'Bunny' Shaw scores 4. Villa files missing persons report for their defence.
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Sentiment analysis: 100% Regret
United In Tears
Amorim admits "underachieving". Water admits being wet.
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