SPURS DNA CONFIRMED

Fig 1. The moment the "bees" stopped buzzing and started crying.
"We have lost as many games as we won? Perfect balance. Like Thanos, but useless." - Thomas Frank (probably)

LONDON — It has been revealed that Tottenham's new manager, Thomas Frank, has successfully installed the "Brentford Model" at Spurs. Unfortunately, that model involves losing half your games.

Fans are outraged. "I thought he was a tactical genius!" screamed one fan, Barry (54). "But it turns out he just had Ivan Toney before. Now he has Timo Werner. It's like swapping a Ferrari for a unicycle with a flat tyre."

The latest stats show Spurs are currently mid-table, which is exactly where they belong. Frank was seen on the sideline desperately trying to substitute himself for a bee, but UEFA regulations forbade it.

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